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Wanted: Happiness Expert
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Date Listed 11/09/2009
Address Australia Plains, SA, Australia
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do you work all day and make heaps of money but never have the time to enjoy yourself? let me help!
for $1000 a month, I will call you and invite you to concerts and shows and talk about the meaning of life. For $5000, i will show up at your door spontaneously and drag you out to go on walks through the bush and commune with nature. For $20,000, i will hijack you across the world and leave you in a remote location with no phone for a week, so that you'll have to get outside of your stress zone for a while and relax. for $80,000, i'll accompany you on that trip, so that you'll have someone helping you make decisions and appreciate the good life.

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